Enter Jasmine...

Two pages today. I forgot to update yesterday. 1,000 pardons.

I have really enjoyed slapping things onto the ends of these little phrases in this book simply because you can make people seem like total jerks or just kind of be the "unofficial heckler" for the fairy-tale logic that goes on in things like this. I mean, seriously Jasmine: "I don't want to be a princess anymore. I want to be a lowly, starving homeless thief that is forced to steal from the working class so that they don't die". Sounds like a pretty well thought out clever plan there... moron.

Gimme some o' that!

I rather enjoy how the guard looks as though he wants some of that bread. I'm assuming that Aladdin probably has some honey butter or something back at home that would totally make that bread WAAAAY good.

Triplesty

Alright. Sorry for not posting yesterday. I got caught up in.. you know... college. Anyways, I will make up for it by doing what the name of this blog would have you want it to mean.A TRIPLE POSTING!!! HOORAY!!!

What a jerk...

Seems that Prince John is the reason you got late to work today. I think that This guy should get mugged or something. If only there was somebody or some people that did that kind of thing around his place...

Stealing is... awkward sometimes...

So I totally am keeping up with my promise in the fact that I was going to update every weekday.

This is one of my favorite pages that I ever made. Just having the word "magoo" in there makes me an happy man. Hope you enjoy it! Rock it on.

The people's voice

Seeing as how I have already found some people who are having some trouble reading the words on the pages, I have taken the liberty of making it far more legible. I hope you enjoy how Robin and Li'l John are getting back at the man. They know how to keeps it real, dawg!

My next project is to find how to make it so you all can see the picure in its entirety withour having to scroll when you upload the picture. It's so much better when you see the whole thing at once. Any ideas? Send me something if you can.

Prepping for the ghetto dance off

Seems that the dance off is gonna be a big success.

Also, I've noticed as I have been scanning these that the handwriting on some of these is kind of... you know... crappy. If you're having a hard time reading it, just fire me a comment on here and if there're enough of you, I can go through it and type it in. Just for your convenience. Just 'cause I 'm cool like that.

Robin da' Hood!

I rather enjoyed putting random people in some seriously Ghetto mentalities. In this case, Robin Hood and Friar Tuck. It only gets better people. Seriously.

These taken from "Disney: Heroes"

All characters copyright of Disney and their associates (You know... legal jargon)

The beginnering

Ahoy and avast ladies and gentlefolk. The name is Kevin (Piece-a-carp to those who know more) and I have with me something most magical and/or hilarious. What I have with me is something that is far more financially available than you might think. That thing (or those things) is (and are) Coloring Books.

Now, you might be wondering to yourself, "Coloring Books? What is this kid, 5?". Let me explain... The truth is this: One year our family was taking a trip to Island Park, Idaho like we ALWAYS did for the summer (serious... EVERY YEAR) and we stopped in some podunk-nowehere-in-the-freaking-world town in Idaho (Probably named Cleetus or something) and we stopped at some Dollar Tree knock off place and my mom decided to grab a coloring book - The Hulk to be specific. So we went our way and began to actually color the dang thing. It wasn;t long before we realized that this was far less than the book had to offer. Hidden under the mammoth man's heaving muscular structure were amazing pictures of the Hulk in awkward positions, perfectly alterable scenes and joyous enjoyment of the entire family.

Now fast forward 5 years.

I, Kevin, go on my mission and decide that this tradition (as there were more books to follow) need not end because I was in Florida (we're from Oregon). The books began to be altered and the hilarity ensued. The books became legend amongst the Floridian missionaries and the tradition blossomed.

Now why do I tell you this?

Because I have decided that they are not for my eyes alone, nor for simply the 200+ people that saw them in Florida. They are for the World! With that, I present for you, the viewing public, "Ulterior Motives: The secret lives of Coloring books" steaming fresh from the blessedly askew mind of Kevin Tanner Orme, the coloring book sassmaster.

Rock it on!

Enjoy.