Tempting offer, Hook..

We are currently nearing the end of the Disney Heroes book. I think there are about 4 left, but rest assured there are 10 more of these books that are at least 8 times as big as this last one. Be excited!

Also, I think it is safe to let you all know that I'm getting married on July 23rd to Catherine Dresen, my lady friend. More on that later.

Thanks for reading! See y'all Monday.

Dance like you MEAN IT!

I have to admit. I laughed pretty hard to myself when this whole thing was written. I was in my last area, Coral Springs, and I couldn't sleep the night before. So, it was petty early in the morning when I had this idea come to me. I couldn't have been any happier when it did...

How much for Emotional trauma...

So... I just woke up from a nap that lasted from 4:30 PM to 8:15 PM. It's gonna be a long night folks. What have I done to myself...

Taking Legal Action

Looks like Tinkerbell has had enough of Peter's irrational decision making and has decided to ask the newest prosecutor on the block: Captain Irving J Hook: Attorney at Law.

In other news, it's getting freaking cold up here in Rexburg. Windier than a dog and just as cold. It's getting nuts. IT'S NOT EVEN NOVEMBER YET!!! I'm gonna freeze. No joke.

Grrrrll, No you di'n't!

Seems like Tink didn't know that Peter Pan be keepin' it real! Ain't nobody be treatin' Wendy like that!

With that said... I have Science homework to attend to. Good day.

Getting my moneys worth

This page was one of the finest discoveries I have ever found in a coloring book. I felt that it was necessary to tell you all how amazing this made me feel. Now... you have been informed.

Also, in what scientists are calling freaking ridiculous, Halloween is in like... a week. What the crap!

She'll make a full recovery

It's a shame that Peter didn't warn her... jerk! Sorry about the smallness of the type here. Blogger is being a jerk about it. It's usually bigger. Lame to the grillionth degree

On to Nevernever land!

Alright. There's one more story in this book until I move onto the next coloring book. There are some good ones, but I'll skip most of the boring ones. There were a few in this story. It should be totally awesome. Until then, enjoy the fact that Peter pan and Wendy are trippin' out, yo!

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

Good ol' Raja... he just loves him some good ol' fashioned mauling nowadays. I mean... even if he did go and accidentally maul one of the guards I don't know how somebody could stay mad at that big lug. Kootchie kootchie koo...

Enter Tarzan

Sorry about missing Friday. I had a lot going on and a hot date. 1,000 pardons.

I rather enjoyed how in this coloring book they only had like... 6 Tarzan pictures and this is actually how the last two pages went. Serious! It's nuts. It's just like, "Let's forget that Clayton even existed and then just say that for some unexplained reason Tarzan is a hero." Come on people! I realize I only spent $1.06 on this thing, but I expect SOME quality. Goodness gravy.

Lofty goals

I love how this one turned out, to be honest. I always thought Aladdin had some Astronaut in him somewhere...

Mixed morals

So I watched this movie yesterday (more of the ending, per se) and I couldn't help but laugh when I looked at the end and Jasmine claims to love Aladdin. Now, to be completely logical on the whole thing, Jasmine had no idea who Aladdin was three days previous. In just a few days, he had openly lied to her, been imprisoned, exiled, and then she finds out that he is homeless and jobless. However, she decided that she was "in love" with Aladdin. Good gravy. How did I overlook that for so dang many years...

Laying it on thick

Looks like Aladdin is coming to a close as he shows that hoochie mama just what a liar and a thief can do. Nothing like teaching Kids moral lessons in a coloring book these days...

Drugs and Lying

It's so great when you can take something so precious and loveable that has been so kept perfectly in the human hearts as the story of Aladdin and then show how the Princess might have been doing hallucinogens and the fact that the Hero is a chronic liar. Gooooood times. I love this thing.

Ties into last time...

I enjoy spinning the story and just adding the one reference I made to one of the pictures to every single one of them I see. Expect to see some great things when this particular story ends. Genius...

Lamp my eye!

I just wanted you all to know that I am a happy man today. My ladyfriend, Catherine, just got back from her family vacation to Disneyland. It has been a most excellent night If'n I do say so myself.

These people look funny, mom!

I really love that I look at these now and I see just how crazy these things look. I mean... what is UP with that guy's face?! This is nuts. Honestly... I'm so excited to show you all the rest of the 11 books I have (and many more to come I can assure you). It's gonna be big...

Watch where you puttin' that hand Aladdin!

Hey there buddy! That's a pretty bold way to start your relationship with the daughter of the Sultan.

As for an actual personal note (for the first time ever) I just got back from my first missionary reunion of my life and it was more than excellent. There were some good ol' time'y friends and some wonderful re-uniting-s. It was wonderful. Lots of good friends that I haven't seen in a great while. It was probably the best thing ever. By that I mean it was the greatest thing I've ever been to. Well... taht's about it for my insanity. I'm going to get back to watching General Conference and enjoying the fact that the FLORIDA FORT LAUDERDALE TEMPLE is going to be built and it is going to be awesome.

Later

Where do they find people like that?

this has to be, by far, one of my favorite pages ever constructed. Just that guy's comment on this makes this one amazing.