Do me a favor?

Tarzan may be just a biiiit sexist.

Surprise!

So, after getting somebody else's power cord (Thanks, Jacob) I found out that it is was indeed the problem. Laaaaaaaaaaaaame. Especially because somehow, Pizza Hut bought my console more than 3 months ago and screwed me out of my warranty. Whatever. It's dumb, but it's a thing.

Wanted for Murder

I'm pretty ticked off right now. I finally got that Xbone that I won ages ago only to find out that the power cord is faulty and my warranty for it is somehow expired. So, in order to get a console that I wish to sell immediately, I have to shell out another 40 bucks. I'm pretty miffed, especially because I found this out RIGHT AFTER I SOLD IT TO A GUY FOR $275!!! I got X-BONED by Pizza Hut.

Whoopsies! I missed a few...

Hah! Whoops. Sorry about kind of forgetting about this for a while. I'm back on track and I think I have enough pages to get me to the end of the year. I'll have to get some more of these scanned and up here. It's gonna be a good year, people! Also, Christmas was rockin'! I got Super Mario Maker and Thing Explainer (look it up). Life is good.

Umm. Eew.

That face is marvelous. Also, apparently my last post was pretty great because my traffic went from 4 or 5 a day to something around 70. So... thanks! Keep it up!

Baby It's cold outside...

I couldn't care less if you were a prince, get your nasty self all off-a this sweet thang!

Red Handed

You know with the way he looks that Elmo has been up to some SERIOUS stuff in his day.

This is Agony

SPOILERS!!! Kylo Ren is actually a stack of 6 corgis that have mastered the Force!!!

Glurpy Donuts

I didn't even change this one. I found it just with the words "Glurp! Glurp!" already written in. I can't make this crap up.

Sorry for the delay. Tuesday was a rough day. Other than that, Cloud is friggin' awesome on Smash Bros. I'm not terribly excited about Corrin but Bayonetta makes me pretty happy.

Hate Mail

Harsh! Also, Smash Bros Direct tomorrow at 2PM (Pacific) [3 my time]. I'M PRETTY PUMPED!!!

Hurtful words and MURDER?!

HA! Sorry for not posting yesterday (or, technically Friday as well) but things got busy and I kept pushing it off and playing Splatoon. My bad. Here's a two-fer to hold you over until Monday.

Buggin' out!

Whoa, Daphne! Language!

Two in a row?!

What better way to start off the new Facebook page I started! Feel free to look back on posts of old to see what horrible things I have done to innocent(?) coloring book pages!

It's good times, people.

Made Ya Look

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! You looked.

Feels Good, Man.

Only one more Power Rangers page before we get to Powerpuff Girls.

Eww! Gross!

Psychonauts 2 got announced today! If you loved the original as much as I do (and I most certainly did!) you should go and throw a few bucks at it! I know I certainly might. You know... if I werent so dang poor!

Ball-parkin'

Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle

Bad forecast

Blorglelorglelorgle....

Bat-gamble

Seriously! DC Comics just decided today to put a bunch of their upcoming covers up as coloring pages. How could I pass this up? (There's another one tomorrow, too!)

Jerk Fish and the FDA

Yeah, so I didn't update on Thanksgiving. Wah wah wah. I was too busy stuffing face and punching mobs for Black Friday goodies that were still available when I showed up the following night. So sue me.
Also, Wendy's daughter is kind of a jerk.

Erry Day!

It's thanksgiving eve, honkies! Get yo' food on! Also, weed jokes.

Angry [at] Birds

Catherine (my wife, for those who do not know) had some crazy abdominal pain today. It was kind of scary as we thought that she might have gone into some sort of premature labor (which would have been insane!). Turns out, as the doctors have told us, that Catherine threw up so hard this morning, she threw out a muscle in her ribs. So... that was a thing! The baby is doing fine and Catherine is now on the pregnancy version of horse tranquilizers. She is sleeping crazy hard right now and it makes me pretty happy to see her better. There you go! An actual news-type update! Ba-BAM!

Lousy bait

Shut up. I think Hummus is funny. Deal with it.

You Done Messed Up Now!

This set of pages has some pretty fun ones. I'm excited for this Peter Pan run. Happy weekend everybody! Go watch Mockingjay or something.

Just the worst luck

Other things that I had to think about with this picture "What happened to my thumb?" and "Why does Peter Pan have a smartphone?"

Man's best friend MY EYE!

Seriously! Who thought this was a good idea?

GET OUT OF THE ROAD!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Shenanigans!

I enjoy adding little things like "Sucks" or "Smells like doodie" to things like teachers' names. IT just adds that littlest of smirks to my face.

Dozers and Dinos

Sorry for not posting yesterday. It was a crazy long day and it most certainly involved Cloud Strife of FFVII fame to be announced as a playable character for Smash Bros. I might have freaked the frak out.

Desperately Seeking a Player 2

I need to scan all of my books in here. I have some serious Harry Potter to do in the near future.

The Agony

The pain! THE PAIN!

Grim Harvest

OH THE ROBOTIC HUMANITY!!!!! (also, I am not officially a Graphic Design student at BYU-Idaho! I'm pretty excited about this!)

Lost!

Haha! Whoops! Missed Friday. Silly me.

Deadly Elephants and Questionable Hippos

Ha! I missed yesterday. Whoops. As penance, here are two pictures for today. Also, I'M HEADING BACK TO SCHOOL IN JANUARY! I'm going in for Graphic Design! Woohoo!

The Bare Obscenities

This was actually one of the better outtakes from The Jungle Book! Expect to see it in the live-action remake later this year!

Bow-chikka-WOW-woooooow

HA! Dirty.

You call that dancing?!

Maaaaaaan... bears ain't got no rhythm. Or coordination. Or beats.

Yowza!

Whoa, kids! This is a children's show... right?

Dinner date

HULK ROMANCE!

Hulk: Pro Skater 5

IT'S TIME FOR THE INCREDIBLE HULK, PEOPLE! For those of you who don't know, images from this book were the original pictures that got my family started on altering coloring books! IT's good times for you and better times for me!

Silent but smug

Farts, Let there be farts. Always let there be farts.

BONUS MOTIVES! Also, Cookie Thieves.

I am rather proud of the "cookie thief" one. It really came together for me, If any of you out there find coloring book pages or books that you think I should use, send me a link or drop me a line on Facebook. I'll see what I can do. Have a sicknasty weekend!

Also, I won an XBox One through a contest for Pizza Hut! Am I keeping it, you ask? Nope! I'm selling that crap for a WiiU, dangit! Ma0rio Maker and Smash WiiU Here I come!