Should we call P.E.T.A.?

So I'm updating early today because I feel like it and I'm going to be crazy busy out of my yangus tomorrow. Why, oh why, did I say "Sure! I'll make those murals!" Gah... I'm a moron...

Anyways, expect more of these on Monday as usual. Until then: see ya later.

also: all credit to Optimistic. again. Thanks, Bro.

Did that fish just talk?

Greetings fellow folks on the interwebs. So, I didn't really sleep last night on account of the fact that bed-time fpr the family was 6 hours after I had gotten up. So... yeah. It's like I worked a graveyard shift, but I was at home. Fun stuff. I can just tell that this is going to be LOADS of fun when I go to school in April. I'll have 5 or so days of adjusting and it's gonna be interesting.

Anyways, enjoy the Mermaiding.

Payin' da billz

MY WEEKEND STARTED TODAY! Seriously, I never get sick of that feeling of getting out of work and knowing full well that I don't have to go back for two solid days. It's always nice. That, and I always go out for customary weekend donuts.

In other news: 149 days until I'm married. Oh my cow.

Sucker Punch

Jerk! Anyways, I'm exceedingly happy that I'm only one shift away from having a sweet weekend. For all of you that have half a week to go for work and things, I give you none of my sympathy.

Hot stuff

Happy monday, folks! Nothing too crazy going on here in Oregon. I was just informed by my fiancee that I'm going to be back in Idaho in a little over 7 weeks. Holy cow!

Catching up.

Sorry for not updating for the last two days. Slipped my mind due to the stuff I had going on. Apologies.

Boom!

Every so often, you'll hear me saying something along the lines of "This one was one of my favorites to do" followed by whatever else I say. Can I tell you all how great it is to be part of something that every time you look at something else you made you laugh and remember how much fun it was to do? It's the best (non) job satisfaction I've ever had!

Also, in other news, today begins my mid-week weekend. On the way home from work I was yelling "Weeeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeend!" to myself for the greater part of 8 minutes.

A Public Service Announcement

Happy Tuesday, folks. Just got off of work and I'm heading off to bed. But remember: just say no.

Also, all credit for this joke goes to optimistic.

Tastiness!

Happy Monday, folks. I didn't go to work last night because my stomach was not cooperating with me. What did I do instead? I slept for 11 1/2 hours. Serious. It was wonderful. Not even kidding.

Tired of the woods

Looks like Snow White ran out of things to do today. Now she's just bored. I think the face on this one REALLY makes it.

That's it for this week, folks. I'm off to pay off this wedding ring! It's gonna be good!

Judgemental

Secretly, off screen, Princess Aurora is kind of a pompous jerk. It was my civic duty to reveal this to the public. Thank you.

In other news. I just realized that Tuesday was my 100th post! Good gravy! I've actually been consistent with something! This is awesome. I'm quite proud of myself, to be honest. Go me!

Even royalty...

IT'S MY FRIGGIN' WEEKEND!!! There we have it folks, I'm so dang excited to start another few days of rest before I slave away again at my job. It's worth it though. I'm done paying for the ring and now I can fully enjoy putting all of that delicious money away. Excellence. See y'all tomorrow.

Dreaming for those turntables, yo.

So work was alright today. Nothing too amazing, but it was fine. The graveyard shift is lame. If you haven't done it before, I would recommend against it. Not the best thing ever. Well... at least not at a machining plant. That kind of sucks. Sleep comes during most of the day and usually interferes with your sanity (see yesterdays post)

Pay the Birds

Welcome to another week, folks. Here's a wonderful depiction of Princess Aurora paying some birds.

I had about 3 hours of sleep between work on Saturday and work on Sunday. So, when I got home I was just slap-happy and going bonkers. It was really funny to hear myself sometimes, and at the same time I was very glad that I've never invested anything into drugs. I'm a creepy man when I go crazy. Hilarious... but creepy.

Sweet (unfortunate) victory

There you are, folks. The end of the Prince's creepy hand-eating desires. Next on the list: Sleeping Beauty. Prepare thyselves, blaggards. This one only gets better from here. See y'allz on Monday.

The escape

Only one more of these, I promise... I just thought it was a fun story and then it became a series. Good heavens! This is a look into the insanity of my brain, folks. Enjoy it before I get locked up in a looney bin.

Persistence

Expect a few more pages with these jokes on them. I think there are 4 total. I'm not certain. I'll have to check on that one. However, for now, I am off to sleep. Wednesday marks the beginning of my weekend. I'm-a-gonna enjoy it. Later, folks!

Do what now?

This picture is another one of those "I know exactly what I'm going to put there" moments. I was very pleased in how this one turned out. Its times like this that make me sit back and just feel happy with this whole idea. Mmmm... good times.

Poor designer choice

I have to say, I'm getting married in a little under 6 months, and I'm vetoing this idea for the bridesmaids. Hands down.